The One With Mrs. Bing

          1、Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches  sculpting on the side. And- he can dance! ：：作为兼职

      2、 Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast. ：：很cool的人

      3、Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? ：：波纹贝壳状通心粉（也许Paolo的头发很像？反正Ross讨厌他，我也是）

          4、Mrs. Bing（to ross）: You okay there, slugger? ：：【棒球】 强击手：打出许多本垒打的击球手，这里就是“小伙子”之类的意思吧

5、Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay. ：：虚弱的，眩晕的

6、 Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! ：：spell out，讲清楚, 清楚地说明

The One With the Monkey 

1、 Chandler: (Quietly, to the others) That guy's going home with a note! ：：他应该有个教训了

2、Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you. ：：照看

3、Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night. ：：令人极兴奋或愉快的经历、事件

The One Where Underdog Gets Away

1、           1、 Monica: We all chipped in. ：：捐助，凑钱（也有下注的意思）

2、           2、(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.) ：：VD＝venereal disease性病

3、           3、Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.    ：：potato的变体，主要在美国南部偏北

4、           4、 Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone. ：：I think Phoebe’s words here really broke the ice.

5、           5、Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

             All: That's so sweet.

             Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

             Rachel: And a crappy New Year.

:: Yeah, that’s so sweet…

The One With George Stephanopoulos

1、Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.

Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.) ：：weepers，哭泣者

Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever—(to Chandler)—can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.

：：Ross用重创换来的puck居然被小孩拿去了，还阵阵有词的说谁拣到就归谁，Chandler怂恿他也来一段儿童谣，他鼓足勇气说了一半，终究还是捺不下面子。“I’m rubber,you’re glue，whatever (you say bounces off me and stick to you)”在Friends中出现了好几次，这里显然也是小孩子们拌嘴皮子时候用的。意思是我是橡皮你是胶水，你说的所有坏话都会反弹回去粘在你身上，引申过来也就是：你说我坏话实际就是骂你自己。
puck除了冰球的意思之外，还有恶作剧的小精灵的意思（来自一个英格兰民间传说）。

2、Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—(opens envelope)—not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. ：：FICA＝Federal Insurance Contributions Act联邦社会保险捐款法。

3、Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty." ：：有这样的一种比喻“如果有一个只装了一半水的水杯，乐观者认为‘水杯有一半是满得’悲观者则认为‘有一半是空的’”，这就是“pessimist”和“The glass is half empty.”关系的由来。 Chandler说的“Mr. "The glass is half empty."”确实等于pessimist（悲观主义者）的意思，当ROSS说“我猜你们是因为多出来一张票而不知道叫谁一起去，所以才叫我的”，现在爱搞笑的CHAN又开始发挥他的幽默去企图否认ROSS的看法，于是狡辩到：“哈哈，你以为我们像这么悲观的人吗？（潜台词是：你以为我们真的是惨到找不到其他的人一起去才找你吗？）”

The One With the Thumb

1、Rachel: And everybody knows this?

     Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow. ：：Joey说这种“dating language”可以听起来不那么打击人。

2、2、Monica: No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger. ：：＝forefinger＝first finger＝食指

3、3、Joey: Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked. ：：不老实的（这也是夸人？）

The One With the Sonogram at the End

1、1、Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

：：In 1964, three friends; George Roger Waters (guitar), Richard Wright (keyboards), & Nick Mason (drums) (all students at the Regent Street School Of Polytechnics), formed a band called Sigma 6. Unsuccessful to get famous, The band changed their name to The T-Sets. Later in middle 1965, the band became The Abdads, with new members Clive Metcalf on bass guitar, and Keith Nobles and Juliette Gale on backup vocals. The band changed their name to both The Screaming Abdads, and The Architectural Abdabs. In 1966, Julliette Gale married Rick Wright and The Abdabs broke up. Later that year George legally changed his name to Roger. In Autumn 1966, the band became Sigma 6 again, Roger switched to bass guitar, and they recruited 2 guitar players; Bob Close and Roger Syd Barret. Before long they changed their name to The Pink Floyd Sound.

2、2、Ross: Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?

Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh- ：：类似妄想狂的；多疑的

3、3、Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me. ：：从我这儿分担一些火力吧…

4、4、Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?：：临危不惧：尤指灵活善变地对付或抵御逆境（To cope with and withstand adversity, especially by being flexible.）

5、Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.

    Ross: Wh- are you welling up? ：：（因为激动而）涌出（泪水）

The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate

1、Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)

Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine!  Be murky! ：： 浑浊的，肮脏的

2、2、Monica: (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? ：：林肯高中到底何方神圣？Em的歌里也有提到: "Let's do the math - if I was black, I woulda sold half. I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that" (---White America)

3、3、Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

4、4、Monica: You actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you. ：：（这么厉害！——都“撕碎毛巾”了）还是离你远点好…

5、Monica: (to Rach) Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!